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Hello!
The text your're staring at so adoringly is a bio of myself. For sure,
I was not hired here from my job in Fargo, North Dakota for my organizational
skills, so I've decided to show how organized I am in these 4 multi-segmented
segments: "Why am I here, what's my motivation, what are Kosmo's
general interests, and potpourri." Enjoy!
| Segment
one: "Why am I here?" |
Segment
three: "What are Kosmo's general interests?" |
5.
Bus picks me up.
4. To avoid Canadian Mounted Police.
3. Funyuns.
2. To annoy the good looking.
1. Free use of internet. |
5.
Flag Day.
4. Impressionable young people who seek on-air gigs.
3. Chicken of any sort.
2. Good water pressure in the shower.
1. Fighting with other people. |
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| Segment
two: "What's my motivation?" |
Segment
four: "Potpourri" |
5.
Crab legs.
4. Someone took my fake leather jacket.
3. I have to let out the dog.
2. Lemon lime nerds.
1. The elderly. |
5.
Once outscored 2005 Baltimore Ravens 101-0, February 5th, 2007 on
John Madden Football.
4. Looks Mexican, but is Asian, yet sucks at mathematics.
3. Knows inner workings of workplace, without acting like big hero.
2. Somewhat emotionally stable.
1. Sporatic payee of bills. |
Yep,
that about sums me up...
Kosmo
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